Giancarlo Stanton

The National Aeronautics and Space Association has acquired it’s newest employe, professional baseball player Giancarlo Stanton. “His ability to understand  efficient trajectory is second to none, he’s just the kind of guy we look for in our astronauts. In simpler terms, he knows how to make stuff go far.” The pro-baller will find himself joining the likes of former home-run king Sammy Sosa on space explorations. (Sosa Featured below on a mission)

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