Lebron Receives 2-Dozen Roses From Chicago

Lebron Thumbs up bachelor decision

“That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever done for me” A choked up Lebron James tells the media. “Chicago has been really nice to me, but Cleveland and I have history, and sometimes that’s tough to get over. I will def have to think about this a lot” Lebron James has eliminated all but three teams in his quest for love In what James is calling the hardest decision of his life. He has reached out to stars in his same position such as Tila Tequila and Juan Pablo for help, both replied “Go with your heart sweetie” Their advice? Easier said than done. A distraught James has been seen clutching his locket on the beach and throwing stones into the ocean sidearm(almost underhand). “I won’t forget about the roses, because originality really matters to me”

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