Lebron Pope Hat

Crowds gather in the streets of Miami as they await their leader’s decision to stay with the city, or take his talents elsewhere. As is tradition, on the sixth hour of dawn, Lebron will burn certain herbs and spices to announce the event to the entire city via chimney smoke. Should it burn white, he stays! But, should it burn a dark ominous color, it will not specify which city, but he will not be staying in Miami. Riot control is ready incase he stays, and don’t anticipate it being that big of a deal if he leaves.

 

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