When local cool guy was asked about his coffee preferences, he responded “Black is fine”. Strangely enough, he doesn’t accompany this with a joke, or a resolution of sincerity. Due to his serious tone, his other friends think he is cool for drinking coffee, as well as tough for his preference of harsh beverages. “I can’t believe he said that as if that’s a normal answer, he is so different”. Years later he would reveal it’s “not that bad”. Years later after that, he was discovered drinking half french vanilla, half hot chocolate in his home, police were notified and he was taken into custody. No bail has been posted and attorneys say there is little chance of parole.


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